It’s a bad habit DD, unless it’s one of those couples who like to have sex behind a sofa in IKEA. Hey there’s another subject for a Sensual Reading online book right there.
Cut me in for 10% of the profits please.
It’s also this male’s experience of a ladies lingerie floor in a big modern store, hanging around waiting for a friend to finish her selection. Like waiting for the man in the moon. Sheer hell on wheels, all those artificial fibres, glaring strip lights, stale air and boring boring people.
Excuse me while I go and throw up.
It’s a bad habit DD, unless it’s one of those couples who like to have sex behind a sofa in IKEA. Hey there’s another subject for a Sensual Reading online book right there.
Cut me in for 10% of the profits please.
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Now there’s a question – why DO women drag their men around the shops???? …….beats me….DD
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It’s also this male’s experience of a ladies lingerie floor in a big modern store, hanging around waiting for a friend to finish her selection. Like waiting for the man in the moon. Sheer hell on wheels, all those artificial fibres, glaring strip lights, stale air and boring boring people.
Excuse me while I go and throw up.
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HAA, THIS IS FUNNY! that’s how i felt sometimes in my previous job:)
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Wow! You have captured it perfectly! That is exactly how I see when I am shopping to fill an emotional void. Dazed consumer in need of a fix.
🙂
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