When the Van’s a’ Rockin’ Don’t Come a’ Knockin’
( Patterdale, Cumbria )
c. 2008 MSt.M
,
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LONDON DADA
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When the Van’s a’ Rockin’ Don’t Come a’ Knockin’
( Patterdale, Cumbria )
c. 2008 MSt.M
,
( Click to enlarge )
LONDON DADA 
If only the corners of the caravan weren’t fitted with pneumatic dampers. What am I saying! I mean rigid stays.
Tom.
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See that bag dumped at the forward end of the ‘van, Tom? That’s “full of used condoms” that is …. gossip the villagers.
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I see the mistake now. The rocking motion of the caravan should help them practice the rhythm method, then they wouldn’t need the condoms…
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But he could be indulging the solitary pursuit of boiling an egg inside his van on a one ring calor gas thing listenin’ to Heart FM!
Unless that’s semtex in them thar drums!
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This being England, you’re probably closer to the truth than what most of us would secretly wish to be up to all day long, in our wildest fantasies, eggy.
Besides, I would imagine a lady would feel quite insulted at being led to that by the groom as his “Lake District holiday cottage for two” prenuptial promise.
Still, there’s a recession on and all that…
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