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About Michael St.Mark

Conceptual / experimental multi-discipline artist, writer and photographer. Art influencer and founder of London Dada, recalling Dada's original aims and principles as envisaged by it's founder Hugo Ball. Eschews the often politically-motivated taboo on expressions of critical thought within art. Admiring Duchamp in going beyond the seemingly endless infatuation with the ' pretty picture' retinal and instead refusing to accept the standards and practices of an established corrupt art world and creatively stifling conventions that are still considered essential to attain fame and financial success: refusing to repeat himself or to develop one recognizable style to placate the commercial needs of the market.

London Dada public safety alert II. Smart Motorways, Genius Roadworks

Location; M1 between junctions 16 & 19 ( click to enlarge )

Above;
Highways England‘s much publicized roadworks project, “upgrading to smart motorways”,  in which the present hard shoulder is being converted into a separate traffic lane to be used during periods of congestion ( much of the time ). Emergency refuges are being created between the two junctions in case of emergencies.. but Highways England neglect to explain how they plan to deal with a vehicle breaking down between the refuges and being unable to move ( a likely common scenario ).
Is that really so smart?

* UPDATE October 2019. It’s reported on mainstream news that 7 out of 1o motorists feel in extra danger when driving on Smart Motorways and would prefer the reintroduction of hard shoulders after a dramatic increase in the number of accidents, some fatal, happening on these ill-thought out new M. ways.

More serious at the present time ( July – ? 2018 ) is Highways England‘s incredulous use of tarmac-colored steel crash barriers ( again, see above ) to protect workers engaged in various works on the hard shoulder in preparation for the smart lane.

You have to say, the choice of color to exactly match the road is not smart – it’s out and out genius. In this key safety area Highways England have well and truly excelled themselves.

As the above digital collage shows, even in clear dry conditions the barriers appear uncannily akin to an inside lane of the same road.

Why has no-one noticed, or complained about the obvious danger to life of these same-color barriers – that are being extensively used – leading to pile-ups, when less aware or tired motorists may well mistake them for another lane and veer into them, especially in bad light or wet conditions where HGV wheel spray often seriously impairs vision ahead. Perhaps “ghost lane” accidents have already occurred?

Highways England management; you are invited to immediately instigate the repainting or the addition of standout graphics to all tarmac-gray crash barriers being used in your various current and planned smart motorway upgrades, before their name becomes commonly all too tragically literal.

Michael St.Mark
July 23rd 2018

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UPDATE; Autumn 2018
New light-toned concrete barriers being introduced on all new sections of Smart M.way upgrade roadworks, replacing the tarmac-grey metal linked crash hazard death traps described above

 

It’s a tough job pointing out bleeding obvious death trap hazards to the English HIghways Agency, who don’t even acknowledge you when they put it right.

 

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2017

Recent compliance victory involving Highways England’s complacence in the face of urgent road safety improvements.

Compliance M25

World Cup TV Sorted ( does he Not like blue )

Defeats to France in the qualifying stages was the main reason Holland failed to qualify for the 2018 World Cup..
Title refers to Graham Taylor’s England squad being beaten by the Netherlands in 1993 ” Do I not like orange”

More LD football-related posts.

World Cup 2018/22. Euro 24 updates Work No. 242, England Football Fan (2006 ) – 5th 6th & 7th generation re-post

England Football Fan
( a long-running disaster )
Post ’66 Archetype
(c) Michael St.Mark 2006

( Concrete assemblage work incorporating disconnected electric fan containing three crushed and discarded lager cans, painted plaster cast fanatical chav supporter face and Prozac anti-depressant capsules ) Detail…

EFF Close up mouth 1aEFF Prozac1a
Exhibition query or sale price of this work by private application

Please note these images are copyright; for reproduction fees please contact info@londondada.com or link on the  London Dada website

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Created in 2006 to mark England’s World Cup exit, subsequently revisited / re-posted for the 2010 World Cup2012 Euros2014 World Cup2016 Euros  ( links to associated posts ), and now the turn of  2018 World Cup in Russia. While the pay view TV & other media clean up along with sales of lager & Smart TVs hitting the jackpot, the question we have to ask ourselves is “Can England even get out of their group with World Cup penalty-misser Southgate in charge?
Can it get any worse than the FA’s blue-eyed boy plodder Hodgson era?

Updates (of doom?) tf…..

08/07/2018 After scraping through the group of minnows, they’re through to the semi-finals of a major tournament – first time since the Euros in 1990.  The media in raptures and talk of the Cup returning home.UPDATE, (post Croatia game )

14/7/2018
England out of the Cup and a further defeat to Belgium lands them in 4th place.

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This, the 5th posting of ” England Football Fan” after 12 long years of post-tournament Prozac-munching by the poor short-changed fans; before its transfer to the London Dada sales catalogue.

( POA ) sales@londondada.com
A recent comment on Twitter pretty well sums things up regarding the state of play of the “bootiful game” – as well as just about everywhere else – here in uber-congested “anger land”..

2022 WORLD CUP

6th generation upload, December ’22

Update; 4/12/22. Through to the World Cup semis – looks promising… again 😉

Update II – 10th December 2022. England out, losing to France 2 -1, marking it 56 years since the country that invented the game has won either a Euro or World football trophy. Time to give penalty-missing plodder Southgate a rest?

( well at least they didn’t go out on penalties again….did they? – ed )

Concrete work ” England Football Fan” is for sale at a price commensurate with the number of years wait for another trophy post-1966 World Cup.
Ideal investment for someone pessimistic about the future of international English soccer. ( Next up; UEFA EURO 2024 )

2022 price; £56,000.
Enquiries; St.Mark@LondonDada.com

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  • EURO Cup 2024 Update / 7th Generation upload since 2006
  • July 14th; England – lucky to scrape through against largely poor sides – outplayed by Spain in the final. It is now 58 years since the national team has won a European or World Cup.
  • Link to our FlikrPro post https://www.flickr.com/photos/147432762@N06/51305523203/in/album-72157679815949420/
  • # Gallery Wall list price of the work, in line with the above years, is increased to £58,000
    Contact; St.Mark@LondonDada.com